she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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