Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i dont even know how to be here
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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