You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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