youre lurking in front of me
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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