I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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