ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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