loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This house was built for laser tag.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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