I just saw a hot homeless man
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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