Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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