Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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