Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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