at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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