I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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