If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Found your dick twin last night
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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