So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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