is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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