: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
