"it" just moved
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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