I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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