yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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