is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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