K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think people are normalizing furries
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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