Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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