I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
