your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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