You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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