Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
