Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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