is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
MIDGETS
????
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
