Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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