it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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