To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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