i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Of course I have a pirate flag
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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