do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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