It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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