you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dicks are not precious.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
