He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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