I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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