if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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