she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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