I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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