just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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