ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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