It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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