oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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