actually, I'm a sock model
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
True strength comes from lack of pants
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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