But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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