what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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