if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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