Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
