I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
