Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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