Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I wear drunk well.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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