why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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